Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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