i just sold back the books i vomitted on
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
I got inside last night via doggy door
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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