i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
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