i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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