I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
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