I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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