awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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