I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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