Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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