You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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