Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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