Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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