My nipple is on Facebook.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
