I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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