Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
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