No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
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