yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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