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(713): View more from Texas

38 yer olds are good kisserssss

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(630): View more from Illinois

Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"

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Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.

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(775): View more from Nevada

How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy

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(973): View more from New Jersey

I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home

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(860): View more from Connecticut

official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count

(516): View more from New York

then nothing in my life counts

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(404): View more from Georgia

I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.

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(773): View more from Illinois

I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station

(1-773): View more from Illinois

I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.

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