uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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