When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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