I can tuck mytits in my pants
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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