Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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