My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
just tell him i said nine months
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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