ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
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