My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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