Someone shit on the floor
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
The best part was that when I woke up, I poked her with my dick to wake her up, and said, "Hi, I'm Alex. Nice to meet you". Shoulda seen the look on her face. Priceless.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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