Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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