if you like me you must not know who I am
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Did you pee in the oven last night??
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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