she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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