She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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