I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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