What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
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