When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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