Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
jump out the window naked night went bad
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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