the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
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