Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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