ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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