her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
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