im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
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