I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
last night I used snow as a chaser
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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