I will die if light touches me.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
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