She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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