I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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