Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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