the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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