thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm missing my left shoe, and there's a note on my foot (in my handwriting) that says "HAHA BITCH" Any explanation for this?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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