would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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