I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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