we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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