Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I'm at some bar in brklyn... just made out with a guy named Owen.
He is a pre-school teacher... just sang me a song about weather.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She even gives head with a lisp.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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