Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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