he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
i'm going to invent a mini fridge that can hang from faucets so i don't have to get out of the bathtub anymore for a cold beer. its a million dollar idea
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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