Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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