my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
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