It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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